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trying to watch something online and it keeps buffering 

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What is love?

Her definition was by far my favorite

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We’ve all had that awkward moment where we accidentally touched our friend’s boob

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i was so ugly in 2008 because i didnt care about my looks i cared about the jonas brothers

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TALK ABOUT PAYBACK OMFG

No but…. where did she get that much semen?

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when your friend lets you copy their homework

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“Eat” the damn Play-doh cookies.
Slurp the invisible soup.
Pretend that they’re not causing grievous bodily harm as they “brush” your hair.
Always be serious when asked what you’d like for dinner, and never say something silly like rabbit soup. Because they will go get their stuffed one off the bed, put it in your best pot, and fill said pot with water. Then place it on your desk.
Greet their make believe friends and ask how their day was.
Always kiss the teddy bear goodnight. It has feelings too.
Always pretend to die when they shoot you.
If you are having a fake war with them and you shoot them and they say they can’t die because they are invincible, you don’t shoot them again, because they are invincible.
Yes, their drawing does look like a butterfly, not a bunch of jumbled up lines.
Them pounding on the piano is the best thing you have ever heard.

THISTHISTHISTHIS

no but seriously it’s very important to a child’s development to not be shut down by parents and other caregivers

once when i was little i gave my mum a bowl full of buttons and she got really into pretending it was real food. when she asked me ‘is it soup?’, i turned around, and with the most disapproving glare just went ‘no. it’s buttons’.

not me y’all are some next level dweebs. a kid once came up to me with his toy phone like “its for you”. i smacked that shit out of his little bitch hand, looked him dead in the eye and said “stop. with. your. bullshit. do you see wires? oh it’s wireless? is AT&T? Sprint? who’s your carrier? you pay the bill? does mommy pay the bill? grow up and get a job you piece of shit”. baby started crying in front of me. unbelievable. if i get in trouble for telling the truth, what i gotta do? fuck this world and society’s bold face lies.
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i keep getting random erections today and idk why

I guess you could say it’s been a hard day.

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Racist white Teacher Suspended for Punching 5-Year-Old Girl in the Face
 A racist teacher at Sheffield Elementary School in Memphis, Tennessee has been suspended after being accused of punching a 5-year-old girl. The teacher, whom theschool district refuses to name, has not beenarrested, but an investigation by the MemphisPolice Department has begun.
Tiffany McConnell told WMC Action News 5 that she questioned her daughter, Payden, when she woke up one morning with a black eye after noticing puffiness the evening before. “I asked her what happened. She told me her teacher pushed her down and punched her, and I was devastated.”
Payden began kindergarten last week, and McConnell says the transition was difficult for her daughter. She told Fox Memphis, “My daughter said she was crying and screaming because she wanted to come home with me, and the teacher got mad because she wanted to go to the restroom again…and pushed her down and punched her.” She says the school’s principal told her another child also witnessed the incident.
McConnell will home school her daughter for the rest of the year. “My child is afraid to go back around theschool,” she explained.
The district plans to follow up with the allegations. Shelby County Schools said in a statement, “The District is investigating these allegations, and the teacher has been suspended pending the outcome of the investigation.”
These occurrences serve as reminders that we must listen to our black kids and know what’s going in their please white racist controlled classrooms. 

This happened right down the street from my house.. I would be in jail.. Jail.. jail.. jail.. Peep how the school board refuses to name the teacher…

it’s white people punching babies I feel like I’m losing my mind


beat this teacher’s ass.

The fuck.
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